Commodore Terry and Larry Ness.

                                           Larry Ness                                          Commodore Terry (self-proclaimed)

As the stories go, Commodore Terry and his second in command Larry Ness have circumnavigated the seven seas twice (clockwise and anti-clockwise), found an eighth sea which they claim is five times the size of the Pacific Ocean and is found between the Indian Ocean and the Irish Sea, once beat the Kraken and Moby Dick in a fight after they tried to hustle them in a game of tic-tac-toe and once happy slapped Lord Nelson just before the Battle of Trafalgar and got away with it.